FW: bad santa

----- Forwarded by Brian Hoskins/Enron Communications on 11/10/00 03:26 PM
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Kori Loibl@ECT
11/10/00 03:09 PM

To: Stephanie Sever/HOU/ECT@ECT, Alicia Perkins/HOU/EES@EES, Beau
Ratliff/HOU/EES@EES, Scott Pleus/Enron Communications@Enron Communications,
Michael Nguyen/HOU/ECT@ECT, Don Baughman/HOU/ECT@ECT, Brian Hoskins/Enron
Communications@Enron Communications
cc:
Subject: FW: bad santa

---------------------- Forwarded by Kori Loibl/HOU/ECT on 11/10/2000 03:05 PM
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This Santa is cold blooded!!!

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< < <
< < < < < < WHEN SANTA RUNS OUT OF PROZAC
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Dear Santa,
< < < < < < I've written you for three years now
< <asking
< < < < < < for a fire truck .
< < < < < < Please, I really really want a fire truck
< <this year!
< < < < < < Love, Kenny
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Dear Kenny,
< < < < < < Let me make it up to you. Christmas
< <Eve,
< < < < < < while you sleep, I'm gonna
< < < < < < torch your house. You'll have more fire
< <trucks than
< < < < < < you'll know what to do
< < < < < < with.
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Santa
< < < < < <
< < < < <
< <**********************************************************************
< < < < < < Dear Santa,
< < < < < < I don't know if you can do this,
< <but for
< < < < < < Christmas, I'd like for my
< < < < < < mommy and daddy to get back together. Please
< <see
< < < < < < what you can do.
< < < < < < Love, Teddy
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Dear Teddy,
< < < < < < What, and ruin that hot affair your
< <dad's
< < < < < < still having with the
< < < < < < baby-sitter? He's banging her like a screen
< <door in
< < < < < < a hurricane, son! Let me
< < < < < < get you some nice Lego's instead.
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Santa
< < < < < <
< < < < <
< <**********************************************************************
< < < < < < Dear Santa,
< < < < < < I left milk and cookies for you
< <under the
< < < < < < tree, and I left carrots
< < < < < < for your reindeer outside the backdoor.
< < < < < < Love, Susan
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Dear Susan,
< < < < < < Milk gives me the shits and carrots
< <make the
< < < < < < deer fart in my face.
< < < < < < You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass
< <of
< < < < < < Chivas Regal and a nice Cuban
< < < < < < cigar.
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Santa
< < < < < <
< < < < <
< <**********************************************************************
< < < < < < Dear Santa,
< < < < < < I really really want a puppy this
< <year.
< < < < < < Please please please.
< < < < < < PLEASE, Jimmy
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Jimmy,
< < < < < < That whiney-begging shit may work
< <with your
< < < < < < folks, but that crap
< < < < < < don't work up here. You're getting another
< <sweater.
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Santa
< < < < < <
< < < < <
< <**********************************************************************
< < < < < < Dear Santa,
< < < < < < What do you do the other 364 days of the
< <year?
< < < < < < Are you making toys?
< < < < < < Your friend, Thomas
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Dear Thomas,
< < < < < < All toys get made in China. I have a
< <condo
< < < < < < in Vegas, where I spend
< < < < < < most my time squeezing cocktail waitress'
< <asses, and
< < < < < < losing all my cash at
< < < < < < the craps table. Hey, YOU wanted to know!
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Santa
< < < < < <
< < < < <
< <**********************************************************************
< < < < < < Dear Santa,
< < < < < < I wud like a kool toy space ranjur
< <for Xmas.
< < < < < < Iv ben a good boy all
< < < < < < yeer.
< < < < < < YeR FReND, BiLLy
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Dear Billy,
< < < < < < Nice spelling. You're on your way to
< <being a
< < < < < < career lawncare
< < < < < < specialist. How 'bout I send you a book so
< <you can
< < < < < < learn to read and write?
< < < < < < I'm giving your older brother the space
< <ranger, at
< < < < < < least HE can spell!
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Santa
< < < < < <
< < < < <
< <*********************************************************************
< < < < < < Dear Santa,
< < < < < < I have been a good girl all year,
< <and the
< < < < < < only thing I ask for is
< < < < < < peace and joy in the world for everybody!
< < < < < < Love, Sarah
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Dear Sarah,
< < < < < < Your parents smoked pot when they
< <had you,
< < < < < < didn't they?
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Santa
< < < < < <
< < < < <
< <*********************************************************************
< < < < < < Dear Santa,
< < < < < < I need more Pokemon cards please! All my
< <friends
< < < < < < have more Pokemon cards
< < < < < < than me. Please see what you can do.
< < < < < < Love, Michelle
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Dear Michelle,
< < < < < < It blows my mind. Kids are forcing
< <their
< < < < < < parents to buy hundreds of
< < < < < < dollars worth of these stupid cards, and
< <none of you
< < < < < < snot-nosed brats are
< < < < < < even learning to play the game. Let me get
< <you
< < < < < < something more your
< < < < < < speed, like "Chutes and Ladders."
< < < < < < Santa
< < < < < <
< < < < <
< <*********************************************************************
< < < < < < Dear Santa,
< < < < < < I want a new bike, playstation, a
< <train,
< < < < < < some G.I. Joes, a dog, a
< < < < < < drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
< < < < < < Love,Francis
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Dear Francis,
< < < < < < Who in the hell names their kid "Francis"
< <nowadays?
< < < < < < Santa
< < < < < <
< < < < <
< <*********************************************************************
< < < < < < Dear Santa,
< < < < < < Do you see us when we're sleeping,
< <do you
< < < < < < really know when we're
< < < < < < awake, like in the song?
< < < < < < Love, Jessica
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Dear Jessica,
< < < < < < You are that gullible? Good luck in
< < < < < < whatever you do, I'm skipping
< < < < < < your house.
< < < < < < Santa
< < < < < <
< < < < <
< <*********************************************************************
< < < < < < Dear Santa,
< < < < < < We don't have a chimney in our
< <house, how do
< < < < < < you get into our home?
< < < < < < Love, Marky
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Mark,
< < < < < < First, stop calling yourself
< <"Marky";
< < < < < < that's why you're getting
< < < < < < your ass kicked at school. Secondly, you
< <don't live
< < < < < < in a house, that's a
< < < < < < low-rent apartment complex you're living in.
< < < < < < Thirdly, I get inside your pad
< < < < < < just like all the burglars do, through your
< <bedroom
< < < < < < window.
< < < < < <
< < < < < < Sweet Dreams!
< < < < < < Santa
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