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Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Eric Bass X-To: David Baumbach, Kyle Etter, Kevin Bosse, Darron C Giron, Phillip M Love, Bryan Hull, Denver Plachy, Victor Guggenheim, Jackson Logan X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Eric_Bass_Dec2000\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Bass-E X-FileName: ebass.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Eric Bass/HOU/ECT on 09/21/2000 02:02 PM --------------------------- "Michael Ballases" <mballases@hotmail.com< on 09/21/2000 01:53:39 PM To: stormtrooper@fireman.net, ezra@airmail.net, bhoskins@hotmail.com, claydo40@hotmail.com, douglo@hotmail.com, ebass@enron.com, gfortunov@hotmail.com, gordomcc@rocketmail.com, hcampos@enron.com, Jason.Bass2@compaq.com, lhunsmi@hotmail.com, Lenine.Jeganathan@enron.com, shelleyzee@mail.utexas.edu, simpson_molly@hotmail.com, psamarti@austinc.edu, rz411@hotmail.com, westont@swbell.net cc: Subject: Fwd: Football season is here.....this one is terrible, nonetheless, it is funny - GIG 'EM AGGIES!! GO HORNS!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: Football season is here.....this one is terrible, nonetheless, it is funny <Good one! < <<A Longhorn fan used to amuse himself by scaring <<every A & M fan he would <<see strutting down the side of the road in their <<obnoxious burgandy and white <<colors. << <<He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and <<then he would swerve back <<on the road just before hitting them. << <<One day, as the van driver was driving along, he <<saw a priest. He thought <<he would do a good deed and pulled the van over. <<He asked the priest, <<"Where are you going, Father?" << <<"I'm going to give Mass at St. Patrick's Church, <<about five miles down the road," replied the priest. << <<"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb <<in!" The priest climbed <<into the passenger seat, and the van continued <<down the road. << <<Suddenly, the driver saw a A & M fan strutting <<down the road, and <<instinctively, he swerved as if to hit him. But, <<as usual, just in time, <<he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the guy. << <<Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he <<still heard a loud <<"THUD." Not understanding where the noise came <<from, he glanced in his mirrors, <<but he didn't see anything. << <<He then remembered the priest, and he turned to <<the priest and said, "I'm <<sorry, Father. I almost hit that Aggie fan." << <<"That's OK," replied the priest. "I got << him with the door." << <<FOOTBALL SEASON'S HERE! AND SO IT BEGINS......... <<GO LONGHORNS! << < <_________________________________________________________________________ <Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. < <Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at <http://profiles.msn.com. < < _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com.
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