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---------------------- Forwarded by Eric Bass/HOU/ECT on 06/30/2000 02:36 PM
--------------------------- "Brett Lawler" <brettlawler@hotmail.com< on 06/30/2000 01:48:28 PM To: John9375@aol.com, CHMARGAU@aol.com, BLawler875@aol.com, m.montano@mail.utexas.edu, l.lawler@mail.utexas.edu, cll@prodigy.net, srhea@acm.org, Eric Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Fwd: Fw: A quiz for Million Mom marchers to consider: <Subject: A quiz for Million Mom marchers to consider: < < < < < < 1. Ted Kennedy, Charles Schumer and Barbara Boxer strongly denounce < < private gun ownership. Their bodyguards; however, carry: < < A. Berettas < < B. Glocks < < C. Garbage can lids < < D. Slingshots < < E. Very heavy purses < < < < 2. You and your baby daughter are awakened in the middle of the night by < < your estranged, abusive ex-husband. Although you have a restraining < < order against him, he is drunk and beats down your front door with a < < crowbar screaming, "If I can't have you, nobody can!" You should: < < A. Call Barbara Boxer. < < B. Call 911, and tell them that they should arrive within 30 <seconds. < < C. Threaten legal action. < < D. Grab a ping-pong paddle. < < E. Reason with him (maybe he was an abused child). < < < < 3. Since 1987, 34 states have enacted concealed carry laws. Violent < < crime decreased in these states and the anticipated "Dodge City" mayhem < < never materialized. Even critics were surprised. Concealed carry < < succeeded because: < < A. Sunspot activity decreased after 1987. < < B. Trigger locks rendered guns inoperative and therefore safe. < < C. Sarah Brady scared the crooks away. < < D. A healing wave of pacifism swept over the hearts of criminals in < < these 34 states. < < E. Janet Reno said that crime should stop. < < < < 4. Schools, churches, subways, and restaurants have often been < < assaulted, but rarely military bases, police stations, or shooting < < clubs. The reason for this is because: < < A. The targets aren't sitting or kneeling. < < B. VA benefits are lost if you shoot a soldier. < < C. You can't enter an army base without bumper stickers. < < D. Schools don't threaten felons with detention hall. < < E. All of the above. < < < < 5. Logic, reason, and common sense: < < A. Are irrelevant if they contradict your feelings. < < B. Should not apply to firearms. < < C. Defy opinion polls. < < D. Pale beside hysteria, fear, and political ambition. < < E. All of the above. < < < < 6. Every dictator always disarms his victims, before beginning to < < annihilate freedom loving people. The reason for this is because: < < A. Guns cause crime. < < B. Guns cause accidents < < C. Guns cause suicides < < D. Being defenseless is the only way that mothers can demonstrate < < their love for their children < < E. All of the above < < < < "Blaming guns for what happened at Columbine is like blaming spoons for < < Rosanne for being fat." < < < < 20th Century Patriot < < < ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com
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