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Shanna Husser@ENRON 05/25/2000 07:52 AM To: Eric Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Re: Fwd: Yes- I realize that I typed it wrong after the fact- thanks. Got my whole little credit card situation taken care of- they cancelled the whole account and are sending me a new card- not that you care. Let me know around 5- when you are ready to leave for the little happy hour- and we can walk over together. And- I put you last on purpose- just b/c I know it irritates you. :-) Shanna From: Eric Bass @ ECT 05/25/2000 07:47 AM To: Shanna Husser/Corp/Enron@ENRON cc: Subject: Re: Fwd: wrong address for my brother, he doesn't work for comopaq. and quit putting me last Shanna Husser@ENRON 05/25/2000 07:30 AM To: dtraylor@columbiaenergygroup.com, Jason.Bass2@COMOPAQ.com, Jason Sharp/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, ccampbel@tosco.com, Lisa Gillette/HOU/ECT@ECT, Joey Esperance/LON/ECT@ECT, jennifer@chescom.net, Eric Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Fwd: ---------------------- Forwarded by Shanna Husser/Corp/Enron on 05/25/2000 07:28 AM --------------------------- Ashley Crump <acrump@speedgate.net< on 05/24/2000 10:03:10 PM To: rscook@ev1.net, Kris500@aol.com, Shanna.Husser@enron.com, llmichel@hotmail.com, lmccray@pilot.lsus.edu cc: Subject: Fwd: Some phrases you wish you could say at work: 1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again... 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 6. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 7. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 8. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 9. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 10. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. 11. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 12. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 13. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 14. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 15. You sound reasonable. Time to up the medication. 16. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...? 17. Do I look like a people person? 18. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 19. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 20. You!... Off my planet! 21. Does your train of thought have a caboose? 22. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 23. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. 24. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 25. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1? 26. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 27. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave? _____
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