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Dear Santa Claus:
We were good boys and girls last year, so please don't bring us a lump of coal again. If you feel the need to bring us something black, the Saint Arnold Winter Stout will be available before Christmas. If you take them out of the six pack, they will fit into our stockings, but please let us know so we can reinforce the hooks our stockings hang on. Here are some other things on our Christmas list. Some are events that we would like all of our friends to attend. What I want for Christmas: 1. A case of Christmas Ale, but please buy it quickly because the distributor only has a week of inventory left right now. That won't last until Christmas. I understand that there may be a deal on it at a large warehouse store, but I'm not allowed to tell you where. Do you remember the name of the protagonist of "Green Eggs and Ham"? 2. All my friends to come to our Toys for Tots Bratwurst Promotion Friday, December 8 at the Midtown Station, 2306 Brazos, 713-522-1041. It is from 6pm-9pm. Bring an unwrapped toy. The Marines will be there (they administer the program) to collect the toys for the underprivileged. Everyone should make a point of doing something charitable during the holiday season. It will make you enjoy it even more. 3. A new St. Arnold Wants You t-shirt. All my friends already have one. 4. All my friends to come to the 6th Annual Celtic Christmas at the Garden in the Heights, Sunday, December 17 from 12:00 noon - 11:00 pm. If you bring this email with you, you get a $2 discount off the door price. Regular prices: $12.00 at the door, $8.00 advance, children 12 and under are admitted free. Entertainment: Seven Nations, The Flying Fish Sailors, Godfreys Rangers, Celtic Rebellion Dancers, The Battle of the Oak King & the Holly King. 5. A new St. Arnold fishing hat. You know, the floppy canvas type with an embroidered St. Arnold logo on it. It's the height of fashion. 6. A president-elect. 7. A six-pack of Amber Ale every week of the year. 8. A (choose one) nubile young lady or strapping young buck to rub scented massage oil into my shoulders. 9. A warm St. Arnold sweatshirt to wear on these cold, December nights in case you don't bring me number 8. 10. A Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, or Jolly Kwaanza and a Happy New Year. Love, Saint Arnold's Army Saint Arnold Brewing Company 2522 Fairway Park Dr. Houston, TX 77092 713-686-9494 phone 713-686-9474 fax Free tour every Saturday at 1 pm.
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