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---------------------- Forwarded by Eric Bass/HOU/ECT on 09/21/2000 02:49 PM
--------------------------- "Larry W. Bass" <lwbthemarine@bigplanet.com< on 09/21/2000 02:10:55 PM To: eric preston bass <Eric.Bass@enron.com<, jason <jason.bass2@compaq.com< cc: Subject: Fw: Big 12 overview ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jack Rains" <jmrtexas@swbell.net< To: <jmrtexas@swbell.net< Sent: Thursday, September 21, 2000 12:20 PM Subject: Big 12 overview < After extensive research Cousin Jane. came up with these findings. I'm < really worried about some of the folks she is hanging out with these days. I < can not however question her academic conclusions. < < JR < < < (1) What does the average Kansas State player get on his SAT's? < < -----Drool. < < < < (2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one < room? < < -----A full set of teeth. < < < < (3) How do you get a Iowa cheerleader into your dorm room? < < -----Grease her hips and push like hell. < < < < (4) How do you get a LSU graduate off your porch? < < -----Pay him for the pizza. < < < < (5) Why do the Texas A & M cheerleaders wear bibs? < < -----To keep the tobacco juice off their white uniforms. < < < < (6) Why do they no longer serve ice at Nebraska football games? < < ----- The senior who knew the recipe graduated. < < < < (7) Why is the Colorado football team like a possum? < < -----Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road. < < < < (8) What are the longest three years of a Texas Tech football < player's < < life? < < ----His freshman year. < < < < (9) How many Oklahoma State freshmen does it take to change a light < < bulb? < * -----None.....That's a sophomore course at OSU. < < < < (10) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? < < -----Waco, TX ......He knew that the police would never look there < for a Heisman Trophy winner. < < < < (11) Why did the University of Texas choose orange as their team < color? < < ---You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunt in it on Sunday, < and go to work in it, picking up trash, the rest of the week. < < Please note that Rice, Kansas , and a slew of other Southern and Yankee < schools as well as those 'day care centers' from the 6 Pac...or is it Pac < 10 , anyway those from the land of fruits and nuts...... are not < mentioned.....their schools and teams are the joke . Besides it is bad form < to poke fun at the less fortunate. < < Gig'em, < < JR < <
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