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To:brian.hoskins@enron.com, hector.campos@enron.com,lenine.jeganathan@enron.com
Subject:Fw: When in Rome
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Date:Thu, 29 Jun 2000 08:02:00 -0700 (PDT)

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"Larry W. Bass" <lwbthemarine@bigplanet.com< on 06/29/2000 02:48:25 PM
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Subject: Fw: When in Rome



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----- Original Message -----
From: Jack Rains
To: jmrtexas@swbell.net
Sent: Thursday, June 29, 2000 7:45 AM
Subject: When in Rome

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Another view. I suspect we have not heard the last of this debate

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JR

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Boy, if this ain't the truth...

< < This just about sums it up!!
< <
< < The following article ran in the Times Record News, Wichita Falls,
Texas:
< <
< < When in Rome, Pray As........
< < By: NICK GHOLSON
< <
< < Some people, it seems, get offended way too easily.? I mean, isn't that
what all this prayer hullabaloo is all about - people getting offended?
< <
< < At least that's what I hear the courts and the ACLU telling us.? I am
not easily offended.? Outside of getting run off the road by a Mack truck,
nothing much offends me.? Daddy and Mama gave little Nicky a sense of humor.
< <
< < Some people, however, either weren't born with a sense of humor or they
lost it in a crap game.?? These people are still in the minority, but those
of us in the majority are always tippy-toeing around, trying to make sure we
don't step on the toes or hurt the feelings of the humorless. And you can
bet there's a lawyer standing on every corner making sure we don't.
< <
< < Take this prayer deal.? It's absolutely ridiculous.? Some atheist goes
to a high school football game, hears a kid say a short prayer before the
game and gets offended.? So he hires a lawyer and goes to court and asks
somebody to pay him a whole bunch of money for all the damage done to him.
You would have thought the kid kicked him in the crotch.? Damaged for life
by a 30-second prayer?
< <
< < Am I missing something here? I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not
going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December.? I don't
agree with Darwin, but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school
teacher taught his theory of evolution.
< <
< < Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered
because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's
the big deal?? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of
Acts.
< <
< < They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant
safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game.
< <
< < "But it's a Christian prayer," some will argue. Yes, and this is the
United States of America, a country founded on Christian principles And we
are in the Bible Belt.? According to our very own phone book, Christian
churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1.? So what would you
expect - somebody chanting Hare Krishna?? If I went to a football game in
< < Jerusalem, I would expect to hear a Jewish prayer.? If I went to a
soccer game in Baghdad, I would expect to hear a Muslim prayer.? If I went
to a ping pong match in China, I would expect to hear someone pray to
Buddha.
< <
< < And I wouldn't be offended.? It wouldn't bother me one bit. When in
Rome...
< <
< < "But what about the atheists?" is another argument.? What about them?
Nobody is asking them to be baptized.? We're not going to pass the
collection plate.? Just humor us for 30 seconds.? If that's asking too much,
bring a walkman or a pair of ear plugs.? Go to the bathroom.? Visit? the
concession stand.? Call your lawyer.
< <
< < Unfortunately, one or two will make that call. One or two will tell
thousands what they can and cannot do.? I don't think a short prayer at a
football game is going to shake the world's foundations.? Nor do I believe
that not praying will result in more serious injuries on the field or more
fatal car crashes after the game.? In fact, I'm not so sure God would even
< < be at all these games if He didn't have to be.? That's just one of the
downsides of omnipresence. If God really liked sports, the Russians would
never have won a single gold medal, New York would never play in a World
Series and Deon Sanders' toe would be healed by now.
< <
< < Christians are just sick and tired of turning the other cheek while our
courts strip us of all our rights.? Our parents and grandparents taught us
to pray before eating, to pray before we go to sleep.? Our Bible tells us
just to pray without ceasing.? Now a handful of people and their lawyers are
telling us to cease praying.? God, help us.
< <
< < And if that last sentence offends you - well............just sue me.
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