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---------------------- Forwarded by Shanna Husser/HOU/EES on 11/14/2000 07:24
AM --------------------------- Enron Energy Services From: Rafael Avila 11/13/2000 05:53 PM To: lwells@wyndham.com, Ching Lun/HOU/EES@EES, Kim Chick/HOU/EES@EES, Angie Ramirez/HOU/EES@EES, Shanna Husser/HOU/EES@EES, Christina Barthel/HOU/EES@EES, Dara M Flinn/HOU/EES@EES cc: Subject: Fwd: A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a You girls will love this. Ha-Ha <<<< < < < <<<< < < < A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. <<<<Both <<<< < <of <<<< < < < their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them <<<<are <<<< < <hurt. <<<< < < < <<<< < < < After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a <<<<man; <<<< < < < that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! <<<<There's <<<< < < < nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign <<<<from <<<< < <God <<<< < < < that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for <<<<the <<<< < <rest <<<< < < < of our days." <<<< < < < Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! <<<<This <<<< < < < must be a sign from God!" <<<< < < < The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. <<<<My <<<<car <<<< < < < is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. <<<<Surely <<<< < <God <<<< < < < wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." <<<< < < < Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in <<<< < <agreement, <<<< < < < opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to <<<<the <<<< < <woman. <<<< < < < The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and <<<<hands <<<< < <it <<<< < < < back to the man. <<<< < < < The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" <<<< < < < <<<< < < < The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the <<<<police..." <<<< < < < Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with <<<<them. <<<< < < < << <<<< < < < <<<< < < < <<<< < <<<< < <<<<_________________________________________________________________________ <<<< < Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at <<<<http://www.hotmail.com. <<<< < <<<< < Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at <<<< < http://profiles.msn.com. <<<< <<< << < _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com.
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