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--------------------------- "Brett Lawler" <brettlawler@hotmail.com< on 08/31/2000 03:34:13 AM To: a_diekman@hotmail.com, chris_a_regnier@yahoo.com, John9375@aol.com, CHMARGAU@aol.com, srhea@acm.org, Eric Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Fwd: Fw: Professional Quiz <From: "Christine Lane" <cll@prodigy.net< <To: "brett lawler" <brettlawler@hotmail.com< <Subject: Fw: Professional Quiz <Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2000 18:42:05 -0000 < < <----- Original Message ----- <From: Diane Zarembo <diane@harrisonpersonnel.com< <To: Micah Gartman <bingham@pdq.net<; Chris Lane <cll@prodigy.net<; Lauren <Lawler <l.lawler@mail.utexas.edu<; Chris Bell <<chris@harrisonpersonnel.com<; <Christy Kersh <christy@harrisonpersonnel.com< <Sent: Thursday, August 10, 2000 6:10 PM <Subject: Fw: Professional Quiz < < < < This has absolutely just made my day! Check it out---it's great! It was < < sent to me by a manager at St. Luke's Hospital that I work with. < < < < Diane Zarembo < < Harrison Personnel < < (713) 960-9906, ext. 112 < < ----- Original Message ----- < < From: "Daniel Davies" <zdxd02@sleh.com< < < To: <lenamaris@aol.com< < < Sent: Thursday, August 10, 2000 8:27 AM < < Subject: Professional Quiz < < < < < < The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you <are < < qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer. < < < < The questions are not that difficult. < < < < 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < The correct answer is: < < Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. < < This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in < < an overly complicated way. < < < < 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Wrong Answer: < < Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. < < < < Correct Answer: < < Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant < < and close the door. This tests your ability to think through < < the repercussions of your actions. < < < < 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals <attend < < except one. Which animal does not attend? < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Correct Answer: < < The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your < < memory. < < < < OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you < < still have one more chance to show your abilities. < < < < 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. <How < < do you manage to cross it? < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Correct Answer: < < You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal < < Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. < < < < According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the <professionals < < they tested got all questions wrong. < < < < But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting <says < < this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the < < brains of a four year old. < < < < < < < _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com.
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