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Hadn't seen this before - thought it might be a good quiz for
meetings/trainings. -cara < -----Original Message----- < From: Jaine E Perlman [SMTP:jperlman@eden.com] < Sent: Wednesday, April 13, 1994 9:50 PM < To: Sharon Perlman; Russ Perlman; Dave J. Perlman; Ed Broderick; Caryn < Brenner; Cara White; Karen Schwartz; Heidi Schultz; Becca Bruce; Sarah < Andre < Subject: Fw: Let's see who is "professional" < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Subject: Professionalism Quiz < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells < < < < whether you are truly a "professional". < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Scroll down for the answer. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < The questions are not that difficult. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the < < < giraffe < < < and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple < < < things in an < < < < < < < < overly complicated way. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant < and < < < < close the refrigerator. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the < giraffe, < < < put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to < think < < < through the repercussions of your actions. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < <3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the < < < animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the < < < < refrigerator. < < < < < This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first < three < < < questions, correctly, you still have one more chance to show your < < abilities. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by < < < < < crocodiles. How do you manage it? < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are < < < attending the Animal Meeting! This tests whether you learn quickly < from < < your < < < mistakes. According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of < the < < < Professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many < preschoolers < < got < < < several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively < < disproves < < < the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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