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From:cwhite@viviance.com
To:cindy@secretcupboard.com, sally.beck@enron.com, cwhite@texas.usta.com
Subject:FW: how relevant is this?
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Date:Tue, 14 Nov 2000 07:40:00 -0800 (PST)

-----Original Message-----
From: Sonia Jaiswal [mailto:sjaiswal@viviance.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 14, 2000 3:44 PM
To: Z Szaday; Cindy White; Angel Clark
Subject: how relevant is this?


Subject: A much needed course ;-)

A new two-year degree is being offered for men at a University that many of
you
should be interested in: Becoming A New Man.

That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a complete man - as
well
as earn an MA degree (Male Arts).

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

< FIRST YEAR
<
< Autumn Schedule:
< MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
< MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
< MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
< MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
<
< Winter Schedule:
< MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
< MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
< MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
< EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
< EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
< ECO 001 What's Hers is Hers
<
< Spring Schedule:
< MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
< MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
< MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
< MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
< ECO 002 What Was Yours is Hers
<
< SECOND YEAR
< Autumn Schedule:
< SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
< SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
< SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
< MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
< Elective (See Electives Below)
<
< Winter Schedule:
< MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
< MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
< MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
< MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
< MEN 230 Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Part 1
<
< Spring Schedule:
< MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
< MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
< MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
< MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
< MEN 231 Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Part 2
<
< Electives:
< EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
< EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
< EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
< MEN 231 Mother-In-Laws
< MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
< MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
< ECO 003 Cheaper to Keep Her