Fw: IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN

---------------------- Forwarded by Sandra F Brawner/HOU/ECT on 01/17/2001
02:20 PM ---------------------------

"Pamela Anderson" <pama9@flash.net< on 01/17/2001 01:59:09 PM
To: "Sandra Brawner" <Sandra.F.Brawner@enron.com<
cc:
Subject: Fw: IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN

Sandra,
I think you will enjoy this one. I can see you giggling right now.
Pam
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From: Sue Caldwell <sue@mbainsurance.net<
To: Pam Anderson <Pama9@flash.net<
Sent: Wednesday, January 17, 2001 12:54 PM
Subject: Fw: IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN

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< < < < <Your last name stays put.
< < < < <The garage is all yours.
< < < < <Wedding plans take care of themselves.
< < < < <Chocolate is just another snack.
< < < < <You can be president.
< < < < <You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
< < < < <Car mechanics tell you the truth.
< < < < <You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
< < < < <Same work...more pay.
< < < < <Wrinkles add character.
< < < < <Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100.
< < < < <People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
< < < < <New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
< < < < <One mood, ALL the damn time.
< < < < <A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
< < < < <You can open all your own jars.
< < < < <You can kill your own food.
< < < < <You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
< < < < <Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
< < < < <Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
< < < < <You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little
< gift.
< < < < <If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
< might
< < < < <become lifelong friends.
< < < < <You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
< < < < <You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
< bolt.
< < < < <You almost never have strap problems in public.
< < < < <You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
< < < < <The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
< < < < <You don't have to shave below your neck.
< < < < <One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
< < < < <You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
< < < < <You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
< < < < <Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December
< < < < <24th, in 45 minutes.
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