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11:37 AM --------------------------- "Jon Schnitzer" <jons@amerexenergy.com< on 03/28/2001 09:27:20 AM To: "susan schnitzer" <s.schnitzer@worldnet.att.net<, "Sandra F Brawner" <Sandra.F.Brawner@enron.com<, "keith taylor" <kata@dynegy.com<, "lance jordan" <lcjo@dynegy.com<, "john shaw" <john.shaw@glencore-us.com<, "jeremy davis" <jjda@dynegy.com<, "david dunnavandt" <ddunnavant@reliantenergy.com<, "anrew o ertel" <aertel@evomarkets.com< cc: Subject: Fw: Wednesday Laugh ----- Original Message ----- From: "Gabriela Rehlinger" <grehlinger@altra.com< Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2001 9:01 AM Subject: FW: Wednesday Laugh < < Fishing Trip < < A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department < < store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales < < experience?" <<...OLE_Obj...<< < < The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." < < <<...OLE_Obj...<< < < < < Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. < < I'll come down after we close and see how you did." <<...OLE_Obj...<< < < < < His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store < < was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" < < <<...OLE_Obj...<< < < < < The kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 < < or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" <<...OLE_Obj...<< Kid < < says, "$101,237.64." Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?" < < <<...OLE_Obj...<< < < < < Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium < < fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new < < fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down < < at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to < < the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he < < said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to < < the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer." < < < < The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a < < boat and truck?" < < < < Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I < < said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'" < < <<...OLE_Obj...<< < < < <
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