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02:25 PM --------------------------- Peter F Keavey 04/12/2001 02:24 PM To: Sandra F Brawner/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Fwd: FW: Top Forty things You will NEVER hear a Southern Man say: ---------------------- Forwarded by Peter F Keavey/HOU/ECT on 04/12/2001 02:23 PM --------------------------- "Peter Keavey" <pkeavey@hotmail.com< on 04/12/2001 02:23:25 PM To: peter.f.keavey@enron.com cc: Subject: Fwd: FW: Top Forty things You will NEVER hear a Southern Man say: <From: Anne Moisan <amoisan@internationalsos.com< <To: "'pkeavey@hotmail.com'" <pkeavey@hotmail.com< <Subject: FW: Top Forty things You will NEVER hear a Southern Man say: <Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2001 15:09:59 -0400 < < < <-----Original Message----- <From: John Hankamer <Sent: Wednesday, April 11, 2001 4:35 PM <To: Anne Moisan <Subject: FW: Top Forty things You will NEVER hear a Southern Man say: < < <compliments of Mr. Roark... < < <The Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Man Say: < < <Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. < <I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. < <Duct tape won't fix that. < <Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. < <Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. < <We don't keep firearms in this house. < <Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? < <You can't feed that to the dog. < <I thought Graceland was tacky. < <No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. < <Wrestling's fake. < <Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? < <We're vegetarians. < <Do you think my gut is too big? < <I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. < <Honey, we don't need another dog. < <Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? < <Give me the small bag of pork rinds. < <Too many deer heads detract from the decor. < <Spittin is such a nasty habit. < <I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. < <Trim the fat off that steak. < <Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. < <The tires on that truck are too big. < <I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad. < <I've got it all on the C: drive. < <Unsweetened tea tastes better. < <Would you like your fish poached or broiled? < <My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. < <I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. < <Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. < <Checkmate. < <She's too young to be wearing a bikini. < <Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? < <Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. < <I don't have a favorite college team. < <Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. You All. < <Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. < <And, the Number One thing you'll NEVER hear a Southern Man say: < <Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight < _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com
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