Fw: Funny

< < ----Three men are sitting naked in the sauna.
< < < < Suddenly there is a beeping
< < < < sound. The first man presses his forearm
< < < < and the beeping stops. The
< < < < others look at him questioningly.
< < < < "That's my pager," he says. "I have a
< < < < microchip under the skin of my
< < < < arm."
< < < < A few minutes later a phone rings. The
< < < < second man lifts his palm to his
< < < < ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's
< < < < my mobile phone. I have a
< < < < microchip in my hand."
< < < < The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech,
< < < < steps out of the sauna. In a
< < < < few minutes he returns with a piece of
< < < < toilet paper extending from his
< < < < rear. The others raise their eyebrows.
< < < < "I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
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