FW: Redneck Medical Terms

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< Artery......................The study of paintings.
< Benign......................What you be after you be
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< Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.
< Barium......................What doctors do when
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< Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.
< Cat Scan.....................Searching for Kitty.
< Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
< Coma........................A punctuation mark.
< Dilate......................To live long.
< Enema.......................Not a friend.
< Fester......................Quicker than someone else.
< Fibula......................A small lie.
< Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.
< Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
< Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work.
< Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane.
< Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
< Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.
< Node........................I knew it.
< Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
< Post Operative..............A letter carrier.
< Rectum......................Darn near killed him.
< Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
< Tablet......................A small table.
< Tumor.......................More than one.
< Urine.......................Opposite of you're out
< Varicose....................Near by
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