Re: Bill's speech - and a very funny joke

FYI. I didn't receive email yesterday, and I only started receiving them
today at 11 AM. Quesiton: After Clinton's speech, don't you think the
convention is going to cry when they have to sit through Al Gore? I'm
worried----he's so pathetic.

Nancy Sellers <Nancy.Sellers@RobertMondavi.com< on 08/15/2000 08:59:00 AM
To: Cameron <cameron@perfect.com<, Jeff Dasovich <Jeff_Dasovich@enron.com<,
Prentice- telephia <psellers@telephia.com<, Scott Laughlin
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Subject: Bill's speech - and a very funny joke

I thought was pretty awesome!? My favorite was his Harry Truman quote that I
had never heard before:? "If you want to live like a Republican, you better
vote like a Democrat."? Scotty - maybe that's a line you can use!

Joke:
Memory Clinic
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when
one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory
clinic you went to last month?"

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest
psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc.
It was great."

"That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't
remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked,
"What do you call that flower with the long stem and
thorns?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!"

He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that
memory clinic?"

Nancy
(707) 251-4870 (phone)
(707) 265-5446 (fax)
"Plus je bois, mieux je chante"