Re: Can you guess?

can't wait to see the headlines: "congressman has hitman kill pregnant
girlfriend, but supreme court ruling will allow him to vote on big budget
bill this sunday anyway!"

"Scott Laughlin" <scottwl@hotmail.com<
03/13/2001 04:07 PM

To: Jeff.Dasovich@enron.com, Nancy.Sellers@RobertMondavi.com,
eldon@interx.net, psellers@Haas.Berkeley.EDU, cameron@perfect.com
cc:
Subject: Re: Can you guess?

I thought for sure you were just picking on the NFL! After this, no more
jokes about football, Jeff... We now expect all your vitriol to go to
Congress.

<From: Jeff.Dasovich@enron.com
<To: Nancy.Sellers@RobertMondavi.com, eldon@interx.net,
<psellers@Haas.Berkeley.EDU, scottwl@hotmail.com, cameron@perfect.com
<Subject: Can you guess?
<Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2001 10:02:03 -0600
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< Karen Denne
< To: Jeff
<Dasovich/NA/Enron@Enron, Susan J
< 03/12/2001 Mara/NA/Enron@ENRON, Janel
< 10:31 PM Guerrero/Corp/Enron@Enron
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< Subject: Can you guess?
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<Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
<employees and has the following statistics:
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< *29 have been accused of spousal abuse
< *7 have been arrested for fraud
< *19 have been accused of writing bad checks
< *117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at leased 2 businesses
< *3 have done time for assault
< *71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
< *14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
< *8 have been arrested for shoplifting
< *21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
< *84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
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<Can you guess which organization this is?
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<Give up yet?
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<It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that
<cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us
<in line. You gotta pass this one on!
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