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Subject: FW: Choking!!! Sorry this is just too funny not to pass along!
< Choking-what to do? < < Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust < from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and < talking < quietly about cattle prices. < < Suddenly, a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a < sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that < she is in real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her. < < " Kin ya swaller?" asks one of the Texans. The woman shakes her head. < < " Kin ya breathe?" asks the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bit < blue shakes her head again. < < The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, < yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her < thigh,up her buttock, and up to the small of her back. This shocks the < woman < to the point that with a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her < mouth, and she begins to breathe again. < < The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a pull on his beer. < < His partner says, " Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'hind lick' < maneuver, but I never seen anybody do it." < < <
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