<
< < < <: UNUSUAL WORDS TO LIVE BY
< < < <<
< < < << 1. Love is grand; divorce is a
hundred
< grand.
< < < << 2. I am in shape. Round is a
shape.
< < < << 3. Time may be a great healer,
but it's
< also a
< < < <lousy beautician.
< < < << 4. Never be afraid to try
something new.
< < < <Remember, amateurs built the
< < < << ark. Professionals built
the
< Titanic.
< < < << 5. Conscience is what hurts
when
< everything
< < < <else feels so good.
< < < << 6. Talk is cheap because
supply exceeds
< demand.
< < < << 7. Stupidity got us into this
mess-
< why can't
< < < <it get us out?
< < < << 8. Even if you are on the
right track,
< you'll
< < < <get run over if you just
< < < << sit there.
< < < << 9. Politicians and diapers
have one
< thing in
< < < <common. They should both
< < < << be changed regularly and
for the
< same
< < < <reason.
< < < << 10. An optimist thinks that
this is the
< best
< < < <possible world. A pessimist
< < < << fears that this is true.
< < < << 11. There is always death and
taxes;
< however,
< < < <death doesn't get worse
< < < << every year.
< < < << 12. People will accept your
ideas much
< more
< < < <readily if you tell them
< < < << that Benjamin Franklin
said it
< first.
< < < << 13. It's easier to fight for
one's
< principles
< < < <than to live up to them.
< < < << 14. I don't mind going nowhere
as long as
< it's
< < < <an interesting path.
< < < << 15. Anything free is worth what
you pay
< for it.
< < < << 16. Indecision is the key to
flexibility.
< < < << 17. It hurts to be on the
cutting edge.
< < < << 18. If it ain't broke, fix it
till it is.
< < < << 19. I don't get even, I get
odder.
< < < << 20.In just two days, tomorrow
will be
< yesterday.
< < < << 21. I always wanted to be a
< procrastinator,
< < < <never got around to it.
< < < << 22. Dijon vu-the same mustard
as
< before.
< < < << 23. I am a nutritional
overachiever.
< < < << 24. My inferiority complex is
not as good
< as
< < < <yours.
< < < << 25. I am having an out of money
< experience.
< < < << 26. I plan on living forever.
So far, so
< good.
< < < << 27. Not afraid of
heights-afraid of
< widths.
< < < << 28. Practice safe eating-always
use
< < < <condiments.
< < < << 29. A day without sunshine is
like night.
< < < << 30. I have kleptomania, but
when it gets
< bad, I
< < < <take something for it.
< < < << 31. If marriage were outlawed,
only
< outlaws
< < < <would have in-laws.
< < < << 32. I am not a perfectionist.
My parents
< were,
< < < <though.
< < < << 33. Life is an endless struggle
full of
< < < <frustrations and challenges, but
< < < << eventually you find a hair
stylist
< you
< < < <like.
< < < << 34. You're getting old when you
get the
< same
< < < <sensation from a rocking
< < < << chair that you once got
from a
< roller
< < < <coaster.
< < < << 35. One of life's mysteries is
how a
< two-pound
< < < <box of candy can make a
< < < << woman gain five pounds.
< < < << 36. It's frustrating when you
know all
< the
< < < <answers, but nobody bothers
< < < << to ask you the questions.
< < < << 37. The real art of
conversation is not
< only to
< < < <say the right thing at
< < < << the right time, but also
to leave
< unsaid
< < < <the wrong thing at the tempting
< < < << moment.
< < < << 38. Brain cells come and brain
cells go,
< but
< < < <fat cells live forever.
< < < << 39. Age doesn't always bring
wisdom.
< Sometimes
< < < <age comes alone.
< < < << 40. Life not only begins at
forty, it
< begins to
< < < <show.
< < < << 41. You don't stop laughing
because you
< grow
< < < <old, you grow old because
< < < << you stopped laughing.
< < <
< <

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James D Houston (Technical Analyst)
IM-DSS Desktop\Network Support
Compaq Computer Corporation
Tel: 281-518-3935
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