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-----Original Message----- From: Chris Hellman <hellmanc@swbell.net<@ENRON Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2002 5:20 PM To: Winnie Winfield; Trista; Smokey; Valdes, Maria; Rebecca Wiseman; Prof Groff; patrick.reilly@us.pwcglobal.com; Michael Davis; Marco Barucchieri; Jed Bacon; Izzy; Dori; Daddy; Chambers; Berk Subject: Fw: A moment of Zen < < < <<< A MOMENT OF ZEN < < <<< < < <<< 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not < < <<< walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk < < <<< beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. < < <<< < < <<< 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a < < <<< broken fan belt and a leaky tire. < < <<< < < <<< 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going < < <<< to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to < < <<< do it. < < <<< < < <<< 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you < < <<< aren't getting any. < < <<< < < <<< 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, < < <<< you can't be promoted. < < <<< < < <<< 6. No one is listening until you fart. < < <<< < < <<< 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone < < <<< else. < < <<< < < <<< 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. < < <<< < < <<< 9. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply < < <<< to serve as a warning to others. < < <<< < < <<< 10. It is far more impressive when others discover < < <<< your good qualities without our help. < < <<< < < <<< 11. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try < < <<< missing a couple of car payments. < < <<< < < <<< 12. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a < < <<< mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize < < <<< them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. < < <<< < < <<< 13. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not < < <<< for you. < < <<< < < <<< 14. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach < < <<< him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink < < <<< beer all day. < < <<< < < <<< 15. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person < < <<< again, it was probably worth it. < < <<< < < <<< 16. Don't squat with your spurs on. < < <<< < < <<< 17. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember < < <<< anything. < < <<< < < <<< 18. If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people. < < <<< < < <<< 19. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the < < <<< windshield. < < <<< < < <<< 20. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. < < <<< < < <<< 21. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot < < <<< of that comes from bad judgment. < < <<< < < <<< 22. The quickest way to double your money is to fold < < <<< it in half and put it back in your pocket. < < <<< < < <<< 23. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of < < <<< a rain dance. < < <<< < < <<< 24. A closed mouth gathers no foot. < < <<< < < <<< 25. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side < < <<< and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. < < <<< < < <<< 26. There are two theories to arguing with women. < < <<< Neither one works. < < <<< < < <<< 27. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when < < <<< your mouth is moving. < < <<< < < <<< 28. Experience is something you don't get until just < < <<< after you need it. < < <<< < < <<< 29. Never miss a good chance to shut up. < < <<< < < <<< 30. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get < < <<< slapped on our ass...then things get worse < < << < < << < < < < ------ End of Forwarded Message < < <
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