FW: the newlyweds

< A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
< although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party
< with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right
< back..."
< "Where are you going, coochy cooh...?" asked the wife.
< "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
< The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
< refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
< different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
< The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
< of saying was, "Yes, loolie loolie...but at the bar.... you know...they
< have frozen glasses..."
< He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
< saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug
< out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
<
< The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar
< they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
< long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
< "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out
< 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket,
< mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
< "But sweet honey...at the bar...you know...there's swearing, dirty words
< and all that..."
< "You want dirty words, cutie pie?"...
< ..."LISTEN, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR GOD-DAMN FROZEN MUG
< AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!
< .....GOT IT, ASSHOLE?!!"
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