FW: Whose Needs????????

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< ** Proprietary **
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< A husband and wife are getting all snugly
< < < in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says
< "I
< < < don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says
< < < "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her
< < emotional
< < < needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to
< < happen
< < < tonight and he might as well deal with it.
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< < < So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big
< department
< < < store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive
< < outfits.
< < < She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them.
< Then
< < < they go over and get matching shoes worth $100 each.
< < < And then they go to the Jewelry Dept. where she gets a set of
< < diamond
< < < ear rings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has
< flipped
< < < out-but she does not care.
< < < She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says "but you don't
< < even
< < < play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it." The wife is
< < < jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is
< going
< < on.
< < < She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."
< < < The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying
< all
< < < this stuff now"
< < < The wife's face goes blank. He says "Honey - I just want you to HOLD
< < < this stuff for a while." The look on her face is indescribable and
< she
< < < is about to explode and the husband says,
< < <
< < < "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
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