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< Remember, amateurs built the ark.
< <Professionals built the Titanic. < < < <Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. < < < <Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. < < < <Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out? < < < <Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. < < < <Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit < there. < < < <Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. < <They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. < < < <An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. < <A pessimist fears that this is true. < < < <There is always death and taxes; < <however death doesn't get worse every year. < < < <People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that < <Benjamin Franklin said it first. < < < <It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. < < < <I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. < < < <Anything free is worth what you pay for it. < < < <Indecision is the key to flexibility. < < < <It hurts to be on the cutting edge. < < < <If it ain't broke, fix it till it is. < < < <I don't get even, I get odder. < < < <In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. < < < <I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it. < < < <Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before. < < < <I am a nutritional overachiever. < < < <My inferiority complex is not as good as yours. < < < <I am having an out of money experience. < < < <I plan on living forever. So far, so good. < < < <I am in shape. Round is a shape. < < < <Not afraid of heights -- afraid of widths. < < < <Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. < < < <A day without sunshine is like night. < < < <I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. < < < <If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. < < < <I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though. < < < <Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but < <eventually you find a hair stylist you like. < < < <You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair < that < <you once got from a roller coaster. < < < <One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman < gain < <five pounds. < < < <It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask < < you < <the questions. < < < <The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the < right < <time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. < < < <Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician. < < < <Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. < < < <Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone. < < < <Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show. < < < <You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you < <stopped laughing. < < - att1.htm
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