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AM --------------------------- Enron North America Corp. From: Kenneth Shulklapper 09/21/2000 10:20 AM To: Randall L Gay/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Etiquette - rerun ---------------------- Forwarded by Kenneth Shulklapper/HOU/ECT on 09/21/2000 09:46 AM --------------------------- To: Jay Reitmeyer/HOU/ECT@ECT, Kenneth Shulklapper/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Etiquette - rerun ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 09/21/2000 10:16 AM --------------------------- "Marcantel MM (Mitch)" <MMMarcantel@equiva.com< on 09/21/2000 06:47:47 AM To: "'Matthew.Lenhart@enron.com'" <Matthew.Lenhart@enron.com<, "'Chad.Landry@enron.com'" <Chad.Landry@enron.com< cc: Subject: Etiquette - rerun NIce Man! Especially #10 Blowjob Etiquette For Men, From Women: < < 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. < < < < 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. < < < < 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you < < saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's < < face. < < < < 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. < < < < 5. My ears are NOT handles. < < < < 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of < < my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And < < additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? < < < < 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK < < to fart. < < < < 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer < < week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I < < feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated < < to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. < < < < 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked < < on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go < < jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. < < < < 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my < < teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. < < < < 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games < < immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you < < would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. < < < < 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not < < to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy < < the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also < < rule #2 about gratitude. < < < < 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't < < care about the protein content. < < < < 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV. < < < < 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they < < don't get blowjobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. < < It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
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