FW: Humor

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From: Homco, Meredith [mailto:Meredith.Homco@ubswenergy.com]
Sent: Thursday, June 20, 2002 2:14 PM
To: Beverly Beaty (E-mail); Carrie Cheney (E-mail); Joy L Mitchell
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Subject: FW: Humor

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From: Harmon, Kayla [mailto:Kayla.Harmon@ENRON.com]
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Subject: FW: Humor

Kayla Harmon
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Sent: Thursday, June 20, 2002 8:18 AM
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Subject: Fw: Humor

----- Original Message -----
From: Roland Clark <r_clark9511@yahoo.com<
To: Steve Beamont <sbeau4014@aol.com<
Sent: Wednesday, June 19, 2002 7:22 AM
Subject: Humor

< You Know You Are In TEXAS During The Summertime When
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< The best parking place is determined by shade instead
< of distance.
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< Hot water now comes out of both taps.
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< You can make sun tea instantly.
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< You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good
< branding iron.
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< The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little
< chilly.
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< You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to
< steer your car.
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< You discover that you can get sunburned through your
< car window.
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< You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
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< You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at
< 7:30 a.m.
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< Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get
< knocked out and end
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< up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
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< You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
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< The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of
< the ground.
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< The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do
< is pull one out and
< add butter, salt, and pepper.
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< Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep
< them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
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< The cows are giving evaporated milk.
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< The trees are whistling for the dogs.
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