This is hillarious...

Don't know if you've seen it or not, but read all the way to the end. (I don't know who Dave is)

-----Original Message-----
From: Bruce A. Bernard [mailto:bbernard@bernardconsult.com]
Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2001 9:53 AM
To: David Ruzicka; Couch, Greg
Subject: FW: THis is GREAT!!!!

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Ya know.......some people look for things like this...and it amazes me. At
first I rolled my eyes....then I read Dave's response and I couldn't have
said it better if I had all day to do it.
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< original letter:

< The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
< September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 After
< September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
< 119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
< Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
< The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
< I Have More.......
< State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
< New York City - 11 Letters
< Afghanistan - 11 Letters
< The Pentagon - 11 Letters
< Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted/orchestrating the attack on the
< WTC in 1993)
< Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
< Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
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(Dave's response)
Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name
"David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.
Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What
am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't
believe it! Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could
hide! But no ... PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too! Maybe Nostradamus can
help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS." I
know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED
CROSS," can't trust them. I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE"
has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone help? Anyone? If so, send me email.
No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters....

Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has
11 letters..... Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our
Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4_!
~Dave
PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.

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