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09:37 AM --------------------------- Mark.Ebert@broadwing.com on 12/01/2000 09:29:24 AM To: zambrano@austintexas.org, bphipps@carltonstaffing.com, bonnie.ebert@tasb.org, BryLad5@aol.com, dgiron@ect.enron.com, keykeith@mindspring.com, george.ewton@unisys.com, heather.hodnett@tdhca.state.tx.us, jw@cleartrading.com, kelang@mmm.com, keith.doran@tdhca.state.tx.us, psalas@flash.net, SPSMITHCPA@aol.com, swash@tdhca.state.tx.us cc: Stephanie.Brieger@broadwing.com, Kelly.Allen@Broadwing.com, Juli.Word@broadwing.com Subject: FW: DRINK POLLS Message-ID: <379755163.975379391824.JavaMail.root@web694-wra.mail.com< From: positive_energy@prodigy.net To: jojo@pulse.net, taznewman@aol.com, KDAultman@aol.com, martine.armstrong@dfait-maeci.gc.ca, napali@centex.net, Jean_Perkins@tiginsurance.com, MHender515@home.com, SpookeyLS@hotmail.com, cheryl.anderson@email.swmed.edu, WBRAKE@SWSPORTSGROUP.COM, seasherrillhawks@mail.utexas.edu, annabaron@home.com, BlaineCowling@yahoo.com, shawna.sullivan@ursa.dhs.state.tx.us, twicker@nch.com, susana.madden@juno.com, ombrageux@worldnet.att.net, cassandra.lovelady@senate.state.tx.us, piper.oneal@frontpagepr.com, SMAJORBABE@hotmail.com Subject: FWD: DRINK POLLS Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 20:43:08 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) Content-Type: text/plain ------Original Message------ From: Frances Guerrero <frances_guerrero@pagenet.com< To: Michelle Peters <Michelle_Peters@pagenet.com<, Zenia Gonzalez <Zenia_Gonzalez@pagenet.com<, 'andy' <andy.c.renwick@bnfl.com<, 'angie' <ajens1@jcpenney.com<, 'Brigitte' <Positive_Energy@prodigy.net<, 'Brooke' <brooke@southwest.net<, 'Carrie' <cmg129_2000@yahoo.com<, 'Gloria' <GBaures@aol.com<, 'Lena' <MSmith0959@aol.com<, Anna Alva <Anna_Alva@pagenet.com<, Dawn Roberts <Dawn_Roberts@pagenet.com<, Alison Weber <Alison_Weber@pagenet.com<, Catina Thomas <Catina_Thomas@pagenet.com<, Valerie Parks <Valerie_Parks@pagenet.com< Sent: November 27, 2000 4:53:54 PM GMT Subject: DRINK POLLS < < < < < < <<Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a < < < < <<woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed < < < < <<separately, they concurred on almost all counts. < < < < << < < < < <<The results: < < < < << < < < < <<Drink: Beer < < < < <<Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. < < < < <<Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. < < < < << < < < < <<Drink: Blender Drinks < < < < <<Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks. < < < < <<Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. < < < < << < < < < <<Drink: Mixed Drinks < < < < <<Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has < < < < <<very picky tastes; knows exactly what she wants. < < < < <<Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is < < < < <<interested, she'll send YOU a drink. < < < < << < < < < <<Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below) < < < < <<Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. < < < < <<Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet < < < < <<evenings with friends. < < < < << < < < < <<Drink: White Zinfandel < < < < <<Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, < < < < <<actually has no clue. < < < < <<Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... < < < < <<this should be an easy target. < < < < << < < < < <<Drink: Shots < < < < <<Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to < < < < <<get totally drunk... and naked. < < < < <<Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed < < < < <<this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not < < < < <<to make her mad! < < < < << < < < < <<Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as < < < < <<always, very simple and clear cut: < < < < << < < < < <<Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. < < < < << < < < < <<Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. < < < < << < < < < <<Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a < < < < <<sophisticated image to help him get laid. < < < < << < < < < <<Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid. < < < < << < < < < <<Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless < waitress. < < < < << < < < < <<White Zinfandel: He's gay. < < < < < < < <
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