Fw: Condom Sense....

< RUSSIAN CONDOMS
< <
< < Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an
< "emergency:
< < "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President
cried.
< < "My people's favorite form of birth control......this is a true
< disaster!"
< < "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within
< their
< < power to help you," replied the President.
< < "I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send
1,000,000
< < condoms, ASAP, to tide us over?"
< < "Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.
< < "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.
< < "Yes?"
< < "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10 inches long and 4
< inches
< < in diameter?" asked Putin.
< < "No problem," replied the President.
< < With that, George W. hung up the phone and then called the President
of
< the
< < Acme Condom Company.
< < "I need a favor. You've got to send 1,000,000 condoms over to Russia
< right
< < away."
< < "Consider it done," said the CEO of Acme.
< < "Great! Now listen. They have to be red in color, 10 inches long,
and
< 4
< < inches in diameter."
< < "Easily done. Anything else?"
< < "Yeah," said Bush. On each one print the words 'MADE IN TEXAS,
SIZE:
< < SMALL."
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