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Funny Cajun humor
<From: "Jennifer Fowler" <Jennifer.Fowler@kaiseral.com< <To: "Boyd; Megan" <mboyd@coair.com<, "RRaiderMom@aol.com" <<RRaiderMom@aol.com<, "Scott_Crowell@hotmail.com" <<Scott_Crowell@hotmail.com<, "Joyce Collett" <jcollett@ccisd.net<, "Darren <Withers" <darrenwithers@earthlink.net< <Subject: FW: <Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2001 10:28 -0500 < <The Audubon Zoo in New Orleans had acquired a < very rare species of gorilla named Priscilla. < Within a few weeks, she became very horny, < and difficult to handle. Upon examination, < the park veterinarian determined the problem. < The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, < there were no male gorillas of the species available. < < While reflecting on their problem, the park < administrators noticed their best employee, Trosclair, < working near her cage. Trosclair, like most cajuns, < often bragged about how he could satisfy any female < of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought < they might have a solution. < < Trosclair was approached with a proposition. Would he be < willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Trosclair < scratched his head, looked at Priscilla and said he would < have to think about it. The following day, Trosclair < said that he would accept their offer, but only under < three conditions. < < "Firse," he said, "I don't not want to haf to kiss er." < < "Second...you must not never tol' no one 'bout dis." < < The park administration quickly agreed to these < conditions, so they asked what was his third < condition. < < "Well, da tird ting," said Trosclair, "you gotta give < me another week to come up with the $500." _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp
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