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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date
or
any
sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided
to
seek the medical
expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the
well-known Chinese sex therapist,
so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
you
crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You
haf
Ed Zachary Disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed
Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary
Disease is
when your face
rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."



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