FW: Satan

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Subject: Fw: Satan

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Subject: Fw: Satan

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< From: "Jennifer Tullous" <JTullous@wmgltd.com<
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< < ----- Forwarded by Jennifer Tullous/WMG on 11/27/01 01:08 PM -----
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< < Satan
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< < A few minutes before the church services started, the
< < townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.
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< < Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
< < Everyone started screaming and running for the front
< < entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to
< < get away from evil incarnate.
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< < Soon everyone had exited the church except for one
< < elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without
< < moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's
< < ultimate enemy was in his presence.
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< < So Satan walked up to the old man and said,
< < "Don't you know who I am?"
< < The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
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< < "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
< < "Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
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< < "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
< < "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
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< < "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical
< < AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
< < "Yep," was the calm reply.
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< < "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
< < "Nope."
< < More than a little perturbed, Satan asked,
< < "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
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< < The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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