FW: Fw: Dogs

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Subject: Fw: Dogs
Date: Thu, 8 Nov 2001 20:55:05 -0600
George W. and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
< < down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one big dog fight.
< They
< < agreed that they would have five years to breed the best fighting dogs
in
< < the world and whosever dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
< < Osama and his dog handler Mohammed found the biggest, meanest Dobermans
< and
< < Rottweilers in the world, then bred them with the biggest, meanest
< Siberian
< < wolves they could find. From the litters, they selected the biggest and
< < strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to the death.
< <
< < After five years Osama and Mohammed came up with the biggest, meanest
dog
< < the world had ever seen. It's cage needed steel bars that were five
< inches
< < thick and nobody could get near it.
< <
< < When the day came for the dog fight, George W. and his dog handler
< < Boudreaux, showed up with a nine foot long Dachshund. It was the
< strangest
< < looking dog anyone had ever seen. Boudreaux said it was a Cajun
< Dachshund.
< < Everyone felt sorry for George W. and Boudreaux because they knew there
< was
< < no way that this poor excuse for a dog could possibly last 10 seconds
with
< < Osama's big, mean animal. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund
< < slowly came out of it's cage, wagged it's tail, then waddled over
towards
< < Osama's dog.
< <
< < The Doberman/Rottweiler/Wolf snarled and leaped out of it's cage, then
< < charged the poor Dachshund. But when it got close enough to bite the
< < Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and ate Osama's dog in
< one
< < bite. There was nothing left at all of the snarling beast.
< <
< < Osama came up to George W. and Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief.
< "We
< < don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
< < working for five years with the biggest, meanest Dobermans and
< Rottweilers,
< < and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves in the world. How did you do
< < this?"
< <
< < "Da's easy", said Boudreaux, the Cajun. "We 'ad our bess plasic surgins
< < workin' fo' five year for to make dat alligator look like a weenie dog."
< <
< <
< <
<

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