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----- Original Message ----- From: Macatee, Mark <Mark.Macatee@ps.net< To: 'Stanzel, Mike' <MStanzel@icgcommerce.com<; Andrew Hamilton McCaig (E-mail) <mccaig@primeracompanies.com<; Andrew Barton Bradford (E-mail) <Andrew.Bradford@alumni.utexas.net<; Joel Lawrence Bush (E-mail) <myself@joelbush.com<; John Harbin Robuck (E-mail) <John.Robuck@Rbcdain.com<; Shain R. McCaig Jr (E-mail) <Shain96@aol.com<; Mark Stevenson (E-mail) <mstevenson@dreamjob.com<; Jon Thomas Evans (E-mail) <JonTEvans@aol.com<; John E. Robles (E-mail) <john.robles@compaq.com<; James Scott Mattei (E-mail) <scott@matteiholdings.com<; Hartnett Fred (E-mail) <pweesey@airmail.net<; George Alfred Trenholm III (E-mail) <TTrenholm@aol.com<; Daniel James Durn (E-mail) <daniel.durn@gs.com<; Christopher Hegeman (E-mail) <Christopher_Hegeman@dell.com<; Bryan Brightman Kornegay (E-mail) <bbk44@columbia.edu<; Buddy Cramer (E-mail) <bcramer@ccwlaw.com<; Bob Feiner (E-mail) <Bob_Feiner@dell.com<; Matthew K. Hawkins (E Sent: Monday, November 19, 2001 12:16 PM Subject: RE: Ouch! < Well, even though it wasn't 9/26/01, nor was it Jim Rome, it is nonetheless < true and warms my heart knowing that UT's (or perhaps TU is actually more < correct..."The University") margin of victory will be 30...on their home < turf. Hear me now, believe me later. Let's pool some $$$ together to keep < RC at atm... < < Happy Thanksgiving y'all. And to everyone I know on this email, I'm < thankful for our friendship. < < Hook 'em < < -----Original Message----- < From: Stanzel, Mike [mailto:MStanzel@icgcommerce.com] < Sent: Monday, November 19, 2001 11:10 AM < To: Andrew Hamilton McCaig (E-mail); Andrew Barton Bradford (E-mail); Mark < McBride Macatee (E-mail); Joel Lawrence Bush (E-mail); John Harbin Robuck < (E-mail); Shain R. McCaig Jr (E-mail); Mark Stevenson (E-mail); Jon Thomas < Evans (E-mail); John E. Robles (E-mail); James Scott Mattei (E-mail); < Hartnett Fred (E-mail); George Alfred Trenholm III (E-mail); Daniel James < Durn (E-mail); Christopher Hegeman (E-mail); Bryan Brightman Kornegay < (E-mail); Buddy Cramer (E-mail); Bob Feiner (E-mail); Matthew K. Hawkins < (E-mail); Matthew N. Hudnall (E-mail); Rachel Marie Stanzel (E-mail); Todd < Johnathan Sanders (E-mail); William Darrell Willerson III (E-mail) < Subject: Ouch! < < Have a Happy Thanksgiving and enjoy Jim Rome's column below. Might as well < get this thing started early..... < < < This was heard on Jim Rome's radio show today (9-26-01). For those of you < who don't know who Rome is, he is a nationally syndicated sports talk show < personality based in California with no other connections to Texas. You < see, ESPN is spending the season following the A & M Football team for some < documentary. Well, I guess Rome has something to say about the Aggies & < College Station. < < Here is goes: < < "They won't shut up. They have to go on about spirit, and old army, and red < ass, and how bonfire represents the burning sensation they have in their < urine to beat UT, and blah blah blah. Shut up. You start to get the feeling < the entire school was built to spite UT. Forget the fact that when the < Texas Legislature back in the 1870's passed legislation to start a state < university they also decided to have a subsidiary branch of the main < school(University of Texas) that would teach agriculture and mechanics. < Aggies love to say their school is older, from where they get that I don't < now......the fact is, the State intended A&M to be a branch of UT. They are < like the afterbirth from the original creation. Like Danny Devito in < "Twins". < < So they apparently have this complex, so much so, that they must devote < their entire school to trying to prove to UT that they are just as good. < All the while, nobody at UT denies that A&M is a good school, yet they < won't shut up. So they write a fight song ...... about? ....Texas, and how < they want to beat them. They have a Fish Camp for freshman where they tell < them how bad Texas is and how good A&M and all its traditions are. It is < the world's largest known case of penis envy, and it is manifested in < everything A&M does. < < The people at A&M. Now we all have friends who went to A&M or are at A&M. < There are some nice people there. However...there is the Corp. East < Texas' answer to dreams of ROTC kids everywhere. For every boy scout who < never learned to stop playing with his GI Joe Toys, there is the Corp. Now, < forget the fact that A&M will actually let people with sub-par grades < enroll if they agree to join the Corp. Forget the fact that the Corps < looked like a Gestapo hate rally while beating down students on Kyle Field < in 1995. Forget the fact that along with the numerous hazing charges that < have been filed against them, and swept under the rug over the years, they < just this past month have had one Corps member bring charges against < another Corps member who apparently had been propositioning others for a < little actual sodomy. < < Not only could I go on with more instances of idiocracy by these < Khaki-clad-shaven-headed-dorks, I am sure each of you have your own < stories. The point is: We all respect West Point, Annapolis, The Air Force < Academy; however, nobody respects the Corp. I imagine they are kind of the < laughing stock of the military world. Just because you dress like the Army, < and try and act like the Army, does not make you the Army. People at A&M < don't even respect these clowns. It is not cool to shave your head and < dress up. Halloween is only supposed to be one day of the year. If you < want to carry guns and beat up civilians, move to Israel. < < It is even less cool to slobber on somebody's daughter on national < television and call it a tradition. Dry humping 18 year old girls in the < stands at football games is not cool. Not only is it not cool, it should be < against the law. I know that in College Station, students are just prone to < mount each other on the campus lawn, or in the middle of class, or anytime < anything good happens you can just grab the girl sitting next to you and < start sucking on her face. But everywhere else in the world, it is looked < down upon. Especially if you are doing it on my TV. That is why we have < moved the game from Thanksgiving. Because people across the nation were < gagging on their turkey when in the middle of watching a football game, < some boy scout is tongue thrashing some overweight co-ed during somebody's < Thanksgiving dinner. We do not need to see burly women engaged in a < suckfest every time your woeful offense manages to put points on the board. < Some of these girls are in desperate need of a trip to the Clinique < counter. Screw that, forget make-up, it is too late for that, just give < them a veil. "t.u." is not funny. It is NOT insulting. It is dumb. Just < imagine if folks from Texas kept talking about M&A and giggling. That would < not be funny. In fact, it would be retarded. That's why UT fans don't do < it.Please learn. < < You want to lose the image of country bumpkins, of a people fond of sheep, < of people that aren't stupid? Then quit building things that fall down. < Quit chasing cheerleaders around with swords on national TV. Quit whooping < in church. Quit whooping period. Quit putting up scoreboardsfor the < enjoyment of dead mammals. Quit spending your Friday nights practicing how < to yell. Quit telling rape jokes to reporters when you're running for < Governor. When you are filling out season ticket renewals, and the form < asks for your phone #, H & W, quit putting 258-3999, Height 6'3", Weight < 185. Just, collectively, stop making asses of yourselves. Go to East Texas, < tour every small town, and ask every red neck with a 5th grade education < whythey cheer for A&M and wear maroon. That is your fan base. This is why < you are perceived by the educated masses as stupid. < < Nobody cares if you think your band is better. They might be louder, they < might march in neat little zig zags, but they have no musical ability. The < point is, nobody cares who wins halftime. Quit getting geeked up about < marching bands. I find it hard to believe you stood through your high < school band's entire halftime performance. And why? Cause nobody cared then < and nobody cares now. Plus, you can hear them fine sitting down even if you < do care. Why is it cool all of a sudden now that you're in college? < < Men should never let out high pitched whooping sounds. Perhaps the only < justifiable situation in which this can be tolerated is perhaps during an < anal probe. Oh wait...I understand now. < < Dogs are not ladies. They don't look or smell like ladies. Dogs eat their < own feces and should be treated accordingly. < < Finally, College Station is an arm-pit of a town. Quit pretending that it < is a great college town. It is a town and there is a college there. That < should be the end of this comparison. If you feel that life doesn't get any < better than the Dixie Chicken, and enjoy being stuck in a never ending < "Dukes of Hazard" episode, then move there. More importantly, don't move to < Austin.....they are trying to create an educated, technological, and open < minded population base. Austin is, and will continue to be, the birthplace < and final resting place of all that is cool. As my friend Stephen Johnson < once said: "If the world were ever to get an enema, College Station is < where you would connect the hose." If you go to school at A&M, please don't < be an Aggie. God Bless the Great State of Texas. < < < < < ********************************************************************** < This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and < intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they < are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify < the mail administrator at postmaster@icgcommerce.com. < < www.icgcommerce.com < < ********************************************************************** <
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