FW: OZ (Truer Than We Know!!)

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From: Richoux, Fred
Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2001 4:33 PM
To: Heard, Anne
Subject: FW: OZ (Truer Than We Know!!)

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From: Wagner, Bob
Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2001 4:30 PM
To: Basanko, Olga; Connor, Larry; Moredock, Sandy; Richoux, Fred; Zak, Mike
Subject: FW: OZ (Truer Than We Know!!)
< < The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin
to
< < OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it tothe
< < Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.
< "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
< < Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I've come for some courage."
< <
< < "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"
< <
< < Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well, I think I need a brain."
< <
< < "DONE," says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORETHE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"
< <
< < Up steps George H. W. Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a
< < heart."
< <
< < "I'VE HEARD ITS TRUE," says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."
< <
< < Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing
< < there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.
< <
< < Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
< <
< < Clinton says "Is Dorothy here?"
< <