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From:jennifer.cutaia@enron.com
To:judy.hernandez@enron.com, crystal.reyna@enron.com, sarah.reyna@enron.com,norma.chavez@enron.com, eve.puckett@enron.com, denissa.arredondo@enron.com, veronica.gonzalez@pahou.panmail.com, lauratietje@aol.com, silvia.garcia@viatel.com, rosiepelzer@alta
Subject:Chick Poem
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Date:Tue, 28 Nov 2000 01:56:00 -0800 (PST)

---------------------- Forwarded by Jennifer Cutaia/Corp/Enron on 11/28/2000
09:53 AM ---------------------------


Etelvina Guerra@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT
11/28/2000 09:49 AM
To: Jessica.Anaya/HOU/ECT@ECT, claudiaidette@aol.com,
<taikkiris_chick@hotmail.com<, ccantu@abm.com, aurora_garcia@valic.com,
HerreraM@perryhomes.net, Jennifer Cutaia/CORP/ENRON@ENRON,
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Subject: Chick Poem

< CHICK POEM
< < <
< < < A poem for us gals.....
< < <
< < < To us girls.
< < <
< < < Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess
< < < I have two mounds upon my bodice
< < < I shave my legs, I sit down to pee
< < < Can justify any shopping spree.
< < <
< < < Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon
< < < Can get a massage without a hard-on
< < < I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas
< < < Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
< < < My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
< < < At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
< < < I don't drive in circles at any cost,
< < < And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
< < < I never forget an important date
< < < You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late
< < < I don't watch movies with lots of gore
< < < Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
< < < I won't lose my hair,
< < < I don't get jock itch,
< < < And just cause I'm assertive,
< < < Don't call me a bitch.
< < <
< < < I don't wear the same underwear everyday
< < < The food in my fridge has no sign of decay.
< < < Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart,
< < < Ballet, not football, is what I consider an art
< < < Don't say to your friends,
< < < Oh yeah, I can get her
< < < In your dreams, my dear,
< < < I can do better!!!
< < <
< < < Flowers are okay,
< < < But jewelry's best.
< < < Would you look at my face,
< < < Not at my chest!
< < <
< < < I don't have a problem
< < < Expressing my feelings
< < < I know when you're lying,
< < < You look at the ceiling.
< < <
< < < Don't call me a girl,
< < < A babe or a chick.
< < < I am a WOMAN,
< < < Get it, you prick?!
< < <
< < < Now, you must forward this to 4 FEMALES or you will have a HORRIBLE
< < < streak of bad love life. Not that I believe the above, I just think
<you
< < < should
< < < forward this to 4 women so they can laugh too!!!
< < <
< < < So, just EXACTLY, what is a BITCH?????
< < < B -- Babe
< < < I -- In
< < < T -- Total
< < < C -- Control of
< < < H -- Herself
<