You Gotta Have Faith

You Gotta Have Faith

There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her
business, so she did a lot of flying. Flying made her nervous, so she
always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.

One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her
Bible, he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing. After
awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuf=
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in there do you?"

The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."
He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"
She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."
He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the
whale?"

The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I
will ask him."
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.
"Then you can ask him." replied the lady.

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Texas Wisdom!

1.Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad=20
judgment.

3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back i=
n.

4. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then =
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make sure it's still there.

5. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'=
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somebody else's dog around.

6. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

7. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

8. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

9. Don't squat with your spurs on.

10. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

11. Always drink upstream from the herd.

12. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

13. There are three kinds of people: The ones that learn by reading, The fe=
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who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to touch the fire t=
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see for themselves if it's really hot.