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From:suhernan@llgm.com
To:judy.hernandez@enron.com, irenepepe@hotmail.com, smanzanales@jw.com,aguevara@llgm.com, bmonte@llgm.com, clbrown@llgm.com, etrujill@llgm.com, fwu@llgm.com, jvega@llgm.com, kmoore@llgm.com, tnguyen@llgm.com, vfarrell@llgm.com, maria.soliz@ppfa.org
Subject:Brain Transplant
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Date:Tue, 21 Nov 2000 05:44:00 -0800 (PST)

<< I know it's sexist but oh so funny (and true?)!!!!!!!!
<<
<< BRAIN TRANSPLANT...
<< < In the hospital the relatives gathered in the
<< <waiting room,
<< where their family member lay gravely ill.
<< Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and
<< <somber.
<< I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he
<< <said as he surveyed
<< the worried faces. "The only hope left for
<< <your loved one
<< at this time is a brain transplant. It's an
<< <experimental procedure,
<< semi-risky and you will have to pay for the
<< <brain yourselves."
<< The family members sat silent as they absorbed
<< <the news.
<< After a great length of time, someone asked,
<< <"Well, how much does
<< a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded,
<< "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
<< <female brain."
<< The moment turned awkward. Men in the room
<< <started to smile,
<< avoiding eye contact with the women and some
<< <actually smirked.
<< A man, unable to control his curiosity,
<< <blurted out the question
<< everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain
<< <so much more?"
<< The doctor smiled at the childish innocence
<< <and so to the entire
<< group said, "It's just standard pricing
<< <procedure.
<< We have to mark down the price of the female
<< <brains,
<< because they've actually been used."
<< SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
<< <THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN
<< HANDLE IT!
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