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Date:Tue, 21 Nov 2000 07:12:00 -0800 (PST)

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=09=09Internet Tip of the Day
=09=09Tuesday November 21, 2000
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=09=09The Onion =20
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=09=09Quick! What's the funniest site on the Web? If you said The Onion, "A=
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Finest News Source," consider your sense of humor validated. This online=20
newspaper is the best social satire going -- no small feat in this=20
postmodern, post-satire age. Ostensibly another news site, The Onion offers=
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twisted view of current events and the typical fodder of local newspapers.=
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The current issue has election news -- "Vote, Voter Wasted" -- and human=20
interest -- "Neighborhood Children Gear Up for Hotly Anticipated 'Opening o=
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the Gerbil's Tomb.'" The site uses friends and relations of the editors for=
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pictures. Good sports because usually they're posing as the incredible dwee=
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=09=09- Dennis Ryan
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