Tickle Me Elmo

< The Elmo Misunderstanding
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< A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel
< manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at
< 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel
< manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting
< about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole
< line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the
< factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up
< all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a
< roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They
< both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two
< marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. < The
< personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he
< pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I
< guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test
< tickles."
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