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From:juan.hernandez@enron.com
To:laura.hernandez@trw.com
Subject:Fwd: A SERIOUS MEXICAN BIRTHDAY PARTY!
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Date:Thu, 24 May 2001 03:22:00 -0700 (PDT)

This is 80% true.

You know you are at a SERIOUS MEXICAN BIRTHDAY PARTY IF:
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1.??? Some of the guests didn't bring a gift, but brought extra uninvited
kids.
2.??? When the cake says "Happy Birthday Mijo" instead of the child's real
name.
3.??? The party is at Chuck E. Cheese, but they brought their own food,
cake, and a pinata.
4.??? It's a party, but there are more grown-ups than children.
5.??? It's "Mijo's" 1st Birthday and the party food is carne asada, arroz
con frijoles puercos, y 10 cases of beer.
6.??? For entertainment, instead of playing pin the tail on the donkey,
there is usually a televised baseball, football game, or a live fight.
7.??? They don't sing Happy Birthday, instead everyone is salsa dancing.
8.??? The party was over at 5:00, it's 10:00 and the party is just starting.
9.??? You find out from Abuela that Abuelo is taking viagra.
10.??? The host calls someone who's on their way and tells them to stop and
get some tortillas and ice.
11.??? The guests start arriving and the hostess disappears to get ready.
12.??? You hear someone go up to the birthday child and say "Mira, tan cute!"
13.??? Someone else says? "I'm going to have to get you something next week
when I get paid.
14.??? The party is Saturday, and you get a call from the hostess Friday
night saying, "I'm giving Mijo a birthday party tomorrow at 3:00."
15.??? Some guests bring gifts that are still in the store bag unwrapped.
16.??? There always seems to be more family than friends at the party.
17.??? You have the party over at your's brother's because he bought a new
house and he has a pool.
18.??? The cake didn't come from the store; it came from the mother of the
comadre of your friend's sister who makes really good cakes.
19.??? You are told you have to save your plate and fork you ate your food
with, so you can eat you cake.
20.??? Someone calls and says they can't make it, but asks that you save
them some cake.
21.??? Guests are wrapping up cake to take to Madre, Tio, Abuela, Chata y el
Junior.
22.??? The party music is coming from a small boom box.
23.??? The birthday child is dressed from head to toe in Tommy.
24.??? The birthday baby's Daddy comes to the party and brings the kid he
had before and after the Birthday Baby.
25.??? It's "Mijo's" party, but since his cousin Madonna is there and her
birthday is in a few days, it becomes Mijo's and Madonna's party.
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Power to la Raza
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I thought this was?something to share with all you REAL Mexicans and those
who are still trying to get to know us..........

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