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< < <Seven bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality <based on <what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred <on almost all counts. < <The results: < <Drink: Beer <Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. <Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. < <Drink: Blender Drinks <Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks. <Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. < <Drink: Mixed Drinks <Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky <taste; <knows exactly what she wants. <Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested, <she'll <send YOU a drink. < <Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below) <Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. <Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings <with <friends. < <Drink: White Zinfandel <Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually <has no <clue. <Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an <easy <target. < <Drink: Shots <Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get <totally <drunk...... and naked. <Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this <evening. < Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad. < < <Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very <simple and clear cut: < <Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. <Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. <Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated <image to help him get laid. <Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid. <Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. <White Zinfandel: He's gay. < < < < < < < < < <-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Do You Yahoo!? <Send your FREE holiday greetings online at Yahoo! Greetings. _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com _____ Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : <http://explorer.msn.com<;
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