A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted to concede
their position.

As they passed a barnyard full of mules and pigs, the husband
sarcastically
asked, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

How the hell you been doing Kevin? Someone told me that the new name for EnronOnLine was going to be UB SOL.