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<From: MMurray538@aol.com <To: AJMPapa@aol.com, Co2Capt@aol.com, Cross530@aol.com, <Dalefan1994@aol.com, janicekelso@peoplepc.com, judypur@yahoo.com, < McDonald.John@ndw.navy.mil, morgansmommy@mindspring.com, <Murraymaek@aol.com, nross91@hotmail.com, pdkcs@msn.com, <SCANBJ@ispec.com, StewartDW@navair.navy.mil, Tina_Leavy@msn.com, <Trt1e4Me@aol.com, WheelerSL@NOC.USMC.MIL <Subject: R Rated-But I love it! <Date: Sun, 27 Jan 2002 08:35:23 EST < <It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son < <of a < <Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's < <begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or < <give < <me Death?" < <She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. < <"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said. < < < <"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the < <people, shall not perish from the earth'"? < < < <Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said < <Suzuki < < < <The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, < <who < <is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." < < < <She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs." < <"Who said that?" she demanded. < <Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." < < < <At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." < <The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" < <Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." < < < <Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" < <Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the < <teacher,"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" < < < <Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you < <say < <anything else, I'll kill you." < <Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to < <Chandra < <Levy 2001." < < < <The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the < <floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble! ...and Suzuki said, < <"The Taliban! 2001." << < _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com --------- Inline attachment follows --------- From: <mkdoka@gte.net< To: cpitts@omni-services.com Date: Friday, January 25, 2002 10:08:51 GMT Subject: It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son <of a <Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's <begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or <give <me Death?" <She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. <"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said. < <"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the <people, shall not perish from the earth'"? < <Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said <Suzuki < <The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, <who <is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." < <She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs." <"Who said that?" she demanded. <Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." < <At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." <The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" <Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." < <Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" <Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the <teacher,"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" < <Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you <say <anything else, I'll kill you." <Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to <Chandra <Levy 2001." < <The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the <floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble! ...and Suzuki said, <"The Taliban! 2001." ************************************************* Donna Whiskers -n- Wags Rescue Team, Inc. <http://www.whiskersnwags.org<; RavensMoon, Inc. <http://www.ravensmoon.net<; "Practice random acts of kindness and beauty." -unknown Need My Banner? <http://www.ravensmoon.net/banners.html<;
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