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<< <<10 THINGS THAT CAN PISS A PERSON OFF ... << <<1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know <<where my watch is, buddy ... where the hell is yours? Do I point at my <<crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? I didn't think so. << <<2. The Pillsbury Doughboy is way too happy, considering that he doesn't <<have a penis. << <<3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room <<for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change it <<manually. << <<4. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it to <<Back off, spanky!!! What good is a piece of cake if you can't eat it? <<What should I do ... eat someone else's piece of cake instead? << <<5. When people say, "It's always the last place you look. " No shit, <<Sherlock. Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've already <<found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Why aren't they in <<treatment? << <<6. When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No, I <<paid <<$7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the ceiling. What did you come <<here for? << <<7. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a <<choice there, did ya buddy? << <<8. When something is "New & Improved". Which is it? If it's new, then <<there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then <<there must have been something before it. << <<9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were <<going. Stop pulling people over and expecting them to do your job. It's <<not my fault you can't figure out the radar. << <<And here's the tenth thing that really can drive a person nuts ... << <<10. Chain letters! Who the hell thinks that by annoying other people <<with <<stupid mail with no meaning, that you will be granted a wish, or make your <<long-lost love fall into your arms, or have your significant other <<perform <<sex on demand. It's all bull! I'm so sure that by breaking a stupid <<chain <<letter that the computer gods are going to curse me. Oh, the terror and <<horror. What a crock. << <<By the way, if you send this to ten people, shit won't happen, and that <<person you're in love with won't come crawling to you. So if you feel <<this <<is funny, go on and send it to someone else, but don't expect one thing in <<return!!! << << < < <_________________________________________________________________ <Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp < _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp
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