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< < < The boss of a small company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the < Middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the < employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out < staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest, whose <theme was "Viagra advertising slogans." < < Dividing into 10 groups of three, the only rule was they had to use <past ad slogans that captured the essence of Viagra. < < About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and created a < "Top Ten List." After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the <week < went very well for everyone. < < 10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!" < 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper < 8. Viagra, Like a rock! < 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight. < 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. < 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. < 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for a [man]. < 3. Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling! < 2. Viagra, We bring goodthings to life! < < And the unanimous number one slogan: < < 1.This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions < < _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp.
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