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---------------------- Forwarded by Dan J Hyvl/HOU/ECT on 05/17/99 02:07 PM
--------------------------- Enron Capital & Trade Resources Corp. From: "Smith, Charles" <Charles.Smith@alcoa.com< 05/17/99 01:48 PM To: "Todd, Billy" <Billy.Todd@alcoa.com<, "'bettye'" <langham@texas.net<, "Banks, Charlie W." <Charlie.Banks@alcoa.com<, Dan J Hyvl/HOU/ECT, "Burkhardt, Glenn J." <Glenn.Burkhardt@alcoa.com<, "'doris marie'" <dsmith8555@aol.com<, "'jen'" <jennifer.hefti@oag.state.tx.us<, "Manas, Mark" <Mark.Manas@alcoa.com<, "'ROY D.'" <flintman101@yahoo.com<, "Biggs, Sandy L. (ISC at Alcoa)" <Sandy.Biggs@alcoa.com<, "'termite'" <termite@hot1.net<, "Zboril, Terry L." <Terry.Zboril@alcoa.com<, "Alvarez, Theresa M." <Theresa.Alvarez@alcoa.com< cc: Subject: FW: Get em with Scripture < < < < < < << < << << < < < Subject: Get em with scripture << < < < << < < < This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded << down << < < < with the things he was going to steal. She had no weapon and was << all << < < < alone. The only thing that she could think to do was quote << scripture. << < < < So, she holds up a hand and says: "ACTS 2:38!!!" << < < < << < < < The burglar quakes in fear and then freezes to the point that she << is << < < < able to get to the phone and call 911 for the cops. When the cops << < < < arrive, the burglar is still frozen in place. They are very much << < < < surprised << < < < that a woman alone with no weapon could do this. One of them << < < < asked the lady: "How did you do this?" << < < < << < < < The woman replied: "I quoted scripture." << < < < << < < < The cop turned the burglar: "What was it about the scripture that << had << < < < such an effect on you?" << < < < << < < < The burglar replied: "Scripture! What scripture? I thought she << said << < < < she had an ax and two 38's." < < < < <
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