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<< << The Perfect Woman << << Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect << courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life << together was, of course, perfect. << << One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their << perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, << when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the << perfect couple, they stopped to help. << << There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to << disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the << perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. << << Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the << driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and << Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. << << << Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the << answer.) << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << The perfect woman survived. << She's the only one who really existed in the first place. << Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus; and, there is no such thing as a << perfect man! << << << **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke **** << << **** Men keep scrolling **** << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << << So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must << have been driving. << This explains why there was a car accident. << << << << By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates << another point: women never listen either. << << << <
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