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EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF CAT BEHAVIOR
submitted by Stan Rockets ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------- LAW OF CAT INERTIA - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest,? unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of? cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.? LAW OF CAT MOTION - A cat will move in a straight line, unless? there is a really good reason to change direction.? FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION - Cats know that? energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use? as little energy as possible.? LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY - All bags and boxes in a given? room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.? LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT - A cat's desire to scratch? furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.? LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti- matter + It Doesn't Matter.? LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE - As yet undiscovered.
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