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Zoltan,
Good joke. Keep me on list. If I get anthing good in I'll pass it on to you. It was good seeing you both the other week. Hugs & Kisses... Zoltan Trizna <zoltan.trizna@ttmc.ttuhsc.edu< 03/04/2001 08:50 AM To: "Tibor Vizkelety":;, Zsuzsanna.Trizna@ukhu.freeserve.co.uk, Zsuzsanna.Trizna@astrazeneca.com, greg_gal@gregsmail.com, IArany@aol.com, hajdukriszta@freemail.hu, akonya@di.mdacc.tmc.edu, richard.granzer@netway.at cc: godinich <godinich@pdq.net<, azhirise@uswest.net, johnshield@alum.mit.edu, jherron@hilconet.com, dotson5@lcc.net, aeconsta@utmb.edu, onan@pol.net, butchbarrie@apex2000.net, dschaefer@austin.rr.com, dacarras@utmb.edu, Epidermiss@aol.com, JIM_GEHNER@butler-machinery.com, jgarcia4@webmd.com, somervillejudson@netscape.net, lfargo@utmb.edu, lshirley@bcm.tmc.edu, ejbrownr@utmb.edu, javier@garcia-fayos.com, antoniabenyi@hotmail.com, brown224@mc.duke.edu, ussr1917@hal-pc.org, wuhu@bellsouth.net, Susan_Jardell@bankone.com, trroark@yahoo.com, tana.jones@enron.com, vhopwood@mail.mdanderson.org Subject: To check your addresses and joke: dog fight Hi guys - this is good. Those who did not exchange mail with me within the last 2-3 months please reply because my address has changed. Thanks, Zoltan < The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race < < realized that if they continued in the usual manner they < < were going to blow up the whole world. < < < < One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole < < dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to < < breed the best fighting dog in the world and which ever < < side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The < < losing side would have to lay down its arms. < < < < The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and < < Rottweiler females in the world and bred them with the < < biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the < < biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his < < siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and < < trainers and after five years came up with the biggest < < meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel < < bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it. < < < < When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up < < with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. < < Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew < < there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten < < seconds with the Russian dog. < < < < When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of < < it's cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. < < The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and < < charged the American dachshund. But, when it got close < < enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened < < it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There < < was nothing left at all of the Russian dog. < < < < The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in < < disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have < < happened. We had our best people working for five years with < < the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler females in the world and < < the biggest meanest Siberian wolves." < < < < "That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best < < plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator < < look like a Dachshund.
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